Party
"I told you before, she is not having a birthday party just so you can show off those stupid tricks you keep showing her"
"You're just saying that because you haven't admitted that you've had a birthday since you turned fifty, and then you get upset because I don't get you a present."
We did have a party, but I had to wait until it was one of our niece's birthdays and I had the chance to show off Molly. Ashley and Elaine suggested that we dress Molly in a clowns outfit, but I told them, "No way" as she would look daft, they agreed "You do it"(They get their cheek from their Mother's side of the family.)
The kids loved it, the adults were equally impressed, and Molly was in top form. She went through her full repertoire. I know that someday you will want to do something similar, or why else have you read this far, so read on.
All the props were ready, the rest was up to Molly, and it went something like this.
Every thing that is included in Party Tricks for Dogs is accumulated in the PARTY, which is to demonstrate every thing that your dog has been taught, and this will include what I consider to be the correct order to show off each of the tricks that it has learned, for no matter what your dog can perform it will be more impressive if you introduce the correct trick at the right time. Obviously the order which you present your dog's tricks is up to you, but since I have successfully presented Molly performing in a particular manner which has been applauded by spectators, and since you have listened to my advice when teaching your pet to perform these amusing tricks, why stop now? As I have obviously only listed a few tricks that your pet will be performing, there are many more amusing tricks that you will learn, and soon it will be your dog that will be amazing children and amusing adults as you read.
